Football

~ Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.  ~Heywood Hale Brown

     : This would solve lots of problems if people just started playing football instead of starting fights.

~ Most football players are temperamental.  That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.  ~Doug Plank

: I think this should read 10% temper and 90% mental, but then again I didn’t say it so I can’t change it!

~ Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.  They are consumed in twelve minutes.  Half-times take twelve minutes.  This is not coincidence.  ~Erma Bombeck

: If the guys in my family thought of this while eating Thanksgiving dinner then my grandmas would have their hide!

~ Baseball players are smarter than football players.  How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?  ~Jim Bouton

: They both look good in their pants 😉

 

Enjoy an American Legend,

Crystalline

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